由於大肚婆將於下星期開始放產假，便妙想天開若然阿仔於下星期出世，時間便非常配合。於是，大肚婆前兩天到公立醫院覆診時，便問醫生．．．
大肚婆：醫生，請問有沒有辦法可以令阿仔下星期出世？（註：預產期是月尾）
醫生（呆了一下）：你的意思是想催生，不可以啊！
大肚婆：不是不是。是否有一些自然的方法可以令bb自然地早些出世？
醫生：你指坊間的那些方法呀？
大肚婆：但要有科學根據的呵！
（姑娘們已經在笑了！）
醫生：唔，不如你祈下禱啦！
（姑娘們更大笑了起來！而大肚婆則很沒趣地離開醫生房了。）
這位醫生是一位顧問醫生，人很好，又有禮貌，他已是第二次給大肚婆作檢查。他相信亦是一個很有工作效率的人，因他當姑娘幫大肚婆檢查bb人心跳時已不斷地向大肚婆提問和寫文件。所以，原則上當檢查完心跳時亦已經可算是覆診完畢。給大肚婆這樣追問如此無聊的問題，相信在他來說是浪費時間吧！
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難怪有d 人話大肚的女人有時會傻傻地!!!
有時會好可愛, 但有時就......."好攪笑"!
Mandy,
Ok... only do this if your due date is end of Nov since the baby will still be counted full term if he comes a week or two early. However, I would not recommend the following if you have more than two weeks left on your pregnancy, got it????
This is a tip I got from a friend and the success rate is pretty promising. I did it with my last two kids and the strategy worked on both situation.
Stop taking elevator and walked up and down the staircase, roughly 10 steps per sesson, 2-3 times a day will speed up your birthing process.
Your waterbag will break eventually, possibly not while you are walking, but it has to break anyway, and the contraction will come afterwards!!!
Good luck to you and hope to see the pics of your son!!! Take good care!
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